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Lincoln sometimes questioned his sister's intelligence and mental state
because when he said something about Ronnie Anne after she shoved a sloppy joe in his pants and left a note she apparently cried because of it (which he thinks is some bullshit) which caused Bobby, Ronnie Anne's older brother to break up with his sister Lori
and now he has an angry Lori in front of him
all because he said something that was the honest truth
"Lincoln you are going on a double date with Ronnie Anne or else I'm gonna twist you into a human pretzel!" Lori said
(oh god this isn't good.) Lincoln thought to himself (I think I may have to-wait Lana stuffed sand in my pocket!)
Lincoln reached into his pocket
"how am I supposed to go when you can't see!" Lincoln yelled before throwing the sand in lori's face "POCKET SAND!!!"
Lori let out a yell as she was blinded as Lincoln ran out of the house and into the woods
"okay just need to hide out for a bit." Lincoln said to himself before yawning "and why do I feel...tired."
suddenly Lincoln fell over in the middle of the forest
all he could see was darkness
...well kinda
under him was a pool of water
he looked down at it and saw his reflection
however, slowly the reflection began to transform into something else...
a man with mess black hair and a black martial arts outfit
(a gi) his brain filled in
"where am I?" Lincoln asked
suddenly he heard a muffled voice
it sounded like the speaker was under water
"what?" Lincoln said
then speaker repeated what It had said this time a bit clearer but not clear enough to be understood
"i can't hear you!" Lincoln said
the speaker repeated again this time clearer and louder
"it sounds like wake?" Lincoln said to himself
then the speaker spoke up again this time perfectly clear
"wake up!!" The voice said
and then everything went white
When Lincoln woke back up again his was in a white room
"hey hey." A monotone voice said "good it seems the link system is working."
Lincoln looked around and saw a large orange haired man in green armour
and on the table next to him was a green skinned man with white hair, pointed ears and an odd outfit on
"how are you feeling?" The orange haired man asked
"I'm feeling good." Lincoln said
in a voice that wasn't his
(this isn't my voice! what the heck is going on!?) Lincoln thought to himself
"ugh my head." A voice next to him said
the green man was waking up
"huh?! Where am I?" The man asked not processing his voice
"hm looks like the link system is working properly then." The man said "I'm sure you two have lots of questions, but first allow me to introduce myself. I am android 16 an android created by the red ribbon army."
(a robot?!?) Lincoln thought to himself
(this day just keeps getting worse.) the green man thought to himself
"we don't have much time so I'll be brief." Android 16 said"you two are in cloned bodies of two powerful warriors."
he pointed at Lincoln
"goku black."
He then pointed at the other man
"and zamasu."
(wait this isn't my body?!) "zamasu" thought to himself
"and since they're clones they don't have the souls of the originals in your bodies. It may be easier to take a look for yourself." Android 16 said
Lincoln and "Zamasu" got up and looked at some reflective glass and it was indeed true
Lincoln was in the body that he saw in that dark place
"we were planning on linking you souls to goku and vegeta but this turned up instead." Android 16 said "this may be strange. But there is a way to return to your bodies you'll have to defeat the current leader of the red ribbon army: android 21."
"oh great we have to defeat someone when we don't know how to fight!" Lincoln said
"you will learn quickly. Goku black's body learns and adapts quickly and the clone is no different." Android 16 said "from what our drones overheard zamasu was immortal so we gave the clone similar regeneration."
"so wait I can't die?" "Zamasu" asked
"no your body may be almost immortal but your soul isn't. if your body is fully destroyed you won't regenerate however, you regenerate from the cellular level." Android 16 said
"sweet." "Zamasu" said "what's with the earrings and his ring?"
"the earrings you wear are replicas of the potara earrings when both earrings on the left ear of one person and the right of another they fuse into one being." Android 16 explained "normally the fusion is permanent or an hour depending on circumstances, but these ones were made with the ability to stay fused until you take them off."
"well that's kinda cool." Lincoln said "and the ring?"
"I don't know the specifics of the ring but I know it has something to do with time." Android 16 said
"well thanks for the help." Lincoln said
"i guess we gotta go fight someone." Zamasu said
"you know the way out?" Lincoln asked
"the exit should be near by." Android 16 said "good luck."
the two ran out of the building and began to look around
they were in a mountain area, large boulders and cliffs were everywhere
"i don't think we're in Michigan anymore." Lincoln said looking around
"you from there?" "Zamasu" asked
"yeah born there and currently living there." Lincoln said
"how old are you?" "Zamasu" asked
"11" Lincoln said
"damn so this must be an out of body experience for you." "Zamasu" said
"yeah." Lincoln said
"I'm 16, so it's a little less so for me because I had a similar build." "Zamasu" said "by the way what's your name?"
"it's Lincoln. Lincoln loud if we're talking full names."
"Zero Michaels."
"good because I just been calling you Zamasu internally." Lincoln said
"yeah same here but with you." Zero said
"so any idea where to go?" Lincoln asked
"not a fucking clue." Zero answered "let's just try and get away from that lab."
they continued to walk
"what were you doing before getting sent here?" Lincoln asked
"just finished an exam walked out of the building and fell over." Zero said " you?"
"trying to avoid my sister who was trying to force me to go on double date so she could get back with her boyfriend." Lincoln said
"sounds rough." Zero said
"you don't know the half of it." Lincoln said
they were silent for a few minutes
"so do you buy it?" Zero asked
"buy what?" Lincoln questioned
"the whole android 21 thing?" Zero asked
"well android 16 doesn't seem like the type of guy who would lie." Lincoln said
"true but he did say he was built by the red ribbon army." Zero said
suddenly an energy blast was shot at them
the two noticed and jumped and somehow stayed there
"can we fly?" Zero asked
"I think we can." Lincoln said
the two got a better look at their attackers
they were 3 of them
they were wearing dark outfits and had red eyes
one was a blonde man with pointy hair
the second was a small bald man
and the third was a black haired man with scars on his face
"uh hey! What's the big idea?" Lincoln asked
the 3 said nothing as the midget held his hand in the air as an energy disc formed
he threw it at zero cause him to be cut in two
"oh my god!" Lincoln yelled
zero's legs regenerated pants and all
"oh thank god." Zero said relieved that he was still alive
but Lincoln felt something else...
Anger.
"I'm gonna make you pay!" Lincoln yelled as he body was surrounded by a golden aura
he let out a yell letting out a burst of energy
when it was over his hair was yellow like the person in front of him
"hey is it just me or do you two look like you could be twins?" Zero asked
"on the ground." Lincoln said as they landed on the ground
"I'm not sure how to do anything so I'll just leave it to you." Zero said "I'll help out anyway I can."
Lincoln's body instinctively got into a fighting position
the midget rushed forward
he pulled his hand down and slashed at him
his hand was surrounded in yellow energy making a blade
he flew forward before firing a bunch of blasts and stabbing forward
the midget tried to counter attack but Lincoln's body instinctively teleported behind him and kicked him in the head and fired a blast knocking him to the ground
Lincoln's body got into an odd position as words began to come out of his mouth on instinct
"KA...ME...HA...ME..." Lincoln began as a ball of black energy with a yellow outline formed in his hands
just as the midget began to dodge zero grabbed him
"Oh no you don't!" Zero said holding him in place
"HAAAAAAAA!" Lincoln yelled as fired a beam
the beam connected with midget destroying him and most of zero's body which he quickly regenerated
"one down two to go!" Zero said
the blonde one rushed forward and clashed with Lincoln
"bring on!" Lincoln yelled
the blonde man kicked Lincoln in the gut sending him flying
"This pain will make me stronger!" Lincoln said instinctively
Lincoln jumped in the air and did a diving kick into the blonde man, dragging him through the ground
then his hand was surrounded by energy turning it into a blade
he swung the blade around shooting needles at the blonde man which stuck into him and exploded
"it's like a needler from halo!" Zero yelled
the blonde man flew through the smoke only for Lincoln to jump In the air and do a backwards kick sending him to the ground
Lincoln then fired a beam from his hand and blasted the blonde man to dust
the final person rushed towards Lincoln
only to get hit with a devastating blast from zero
"I got the hang of it!" Zero yelled
"then let's end this together!" Lincoln said as he held his hand in the air
zero joined him and they both combined their energies in order to form a massive ball of energy
"rest easy." Zero said as they threw the ball
the ball enveloped the man and made a massive crater in the ground
"and that's that." Zero said as Lincoln powered down
"wait did we just kill someone?" Lincoln asked
"I don't think you can be that pale unless you're a vampire." Zero said "so I think we're in the clear."
"on the bright side we can fly now." Lincoln said
"yeah." Zero said
"let's get going." Lincoln said as they began to fly off
as they flew about they another group of people surrounding a unconscious tall man with black hair and green thing of animal skin around his waist, a white haired green skinned woman and an bright orange man
one of the people surrounding them looked exactly like the black haired man from before
the other was a blonde man in a jacket with a sword
and the third was a bald man with 3 eyes
"they're not vampires they're clones." Zero said
"we should help." Lincoln said
"agreed." Zero said
they landed and the green girl looked at them with wide eyes
"goku?" The girl asked
"cheelai do you know the guy with him?" The man next her asked asked
"no lemo I don't." "Cheelai" said
"really? He looks like he could be your brother." "Lemo" said
"bring it on!" Lincoln yelled powering up